Our living room has a high ceiling.
I mean really high. It’s the kind of ceiling that requires scaffolding to access. I once caught a guy BASE jumping from one of the ceiling fans. I have no idea how he got up there, but the funny thing is, his parachute had enough time to open before he landed gracefully on the area rug in the center of the room. There are spiders living up there that have built small cities, and I’m pretty sure they’ve been trying to communicate with me. Yep, our living room has a really high ceiling.